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[Mar. 31st, 2007|06:39 pm] |
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird
has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
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[Jan. 20th, 2006|01:32 am] |
Being that I listen to Fall Out Boy and like them, I think I would be justified in thinking this is a jackass type of video. And yet, I find it hilarious..... Don't forget to have your sound on.
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[Mar. 1st, 2005|10:50 pm] |
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I don't really need to say anything else, do I? |
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[Feb. 20th, 2004|07:10 pm] |
| [ | This Dream is |
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| | Marisha is playing my Lion King cd... | ] |
So I guess I've been circumstancially forced to make a decision. It was this or xanga, and this is the one i ended up with. Mostly because Jordyn's ended up getting blocked, and then Allie made one too. So.... I guess this is where I'll rant when I want the public to know. If I offend someone... It's your own fault! :)
So uh... I guess this is the beginning!
Loves!
Note: you'll have to put up with the random Japanese. It happens :) |
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